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The art of Killing TzTok-Jad and failing in a terrible manor.
Mehdi was jading last night and got hit a 936.
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Jade is a very beautiful girl, you just want her so bad.. Shes Unreal.
gosh Jade is just so dam Jade Pretty
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Jade is a generally green semi precious gemstone and as well as being a colour (Hex: 558A84 RGB: 85,138,132.) It is also the best name for a female (of any species) The name Jade is best suited to someone with dark hair and tends to conjure up an oriental feel (mmm... sounds hot)
The love of my life,
My reason for existence;
All my dreams come true,
I offer no resistance.
Bad poetry will I write,
far past the end of time;
my drink of choice is vodka,
with soda, lemon and lime.
Life is hard, I must admit my despair
I am in love, all should be so sweet
What is so right cannot be wrong
I love you
Note: it is the authors opinion that poetry does not have to rhyme. This point is especially valid when the poetry in question is of such a poor standard as is the case above.
However; this is of no importance as
I love Jade and I will continue to regardless of everything
Jade is Sweetness
Tracey is a Bogan
I am and have always been The lowest priority
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Jade is crazy she will know when to be serious and will know when to be funny. She will long to have somebody in her life. She is latina and she will have brown hair and eyes. You will be glad to have her in her life. She will like someone and she will never get him no matter how much she wishes she really hopes to have an amazing love life. She wants somebody to always be there for her. She has amazing friends and has an amazing voice. Not ugly but not beautiful and not fat but not skinny.
Jade: "I really like him should i go tell him"
girl: "omg i like him to but yeah tell him"
*tells guy*
Guy: "we can still be friends right"
*jade feels sad*
Jade: "yeah sure"
*jade writes song about her feelings*
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Jade is the absolute fucking best. She'll call you out if you're being a dick but she's still there for you in the end. She's a solid person to get tacos with at two in the morning and will stay up with you until you both collapse. She's also not afraid to cut the balls off of someone who messed with you. She's super athletic and has the body of a goddess. Don't listen to her when she hates on herself because it just isn't true. She's perfect in every way, shape, and form that it isn't even funny. She's beautiful, has an amazing personality, and will put you over herself always. If you have the chance to know Jade, then don't be a dumbass and fuck it up because you'll regret it. She's a keeper.
P.S. If Jade says she loves you, you better fucking believe she means it because that shit doesn't happen to just anyone.
Get you a girl like Jade! Be a badass like Jade!
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When you smoke to cope with your depression and feelings of emptiness but now you’re just sad and high.
Tyrone lit a fat blunt to help him get over Jessica but it only got him jaded
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