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A horrible attempt at making the popular name "Jacob" different
"The name Jacob is used too much honey, we should name him Jakob"
Jakob is defined by a huge penis. His compares with horse dicks
Girl: U've seen Jakobs dick?
Girl2: Ye its sooo fucking big
Eine Person mit einem Pimmel im Gesicht
Hat die zu betrachtende Person einen Pimmel im Gesicht, dann kann man diese als Jakob klassifizieren.
Jakobs are rather mysterious creatures with a rather mysterious and distinct smell. If you come across a Jakob who has recently drank V8 or eaten peanuts, prepare for odorization.
"You smell like a total Jakob."
"Watch out, he smells like a Jakob."
Jakob is super adorable and is a huge stoner and loves weed all the girls like him and he is most likely to date an allie or someone that starts with A he has the biggest heart and is super kind
Wow did you see that hot stoner I bet he’s a jakob
me: go sub to jakobables
some dumbass: no
me: *SLOWLY KILLS THAT DUMBASS*
The German Translation Of Jacob, and Jacob is the Hebrew Translation of James. Jakob is pronounce Ya-Kub.