Jakob

A horrible attempt at making the popular name "Jacob" different

"The name Jacob is used too much honey, we should name him Jakob"

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Jakob

Jakob is defined by a huge penis. His compares with horse dicks

Girl: U've seen Jakobs dick?
Girl2: Ye its sooo fucking big

Jakob

Eine Person mit einem Pimmel im Gesicht

Hat die zu betrachtende Person einen Pimmel im Gesicht, dann kann man diese als Jakob klassifizieren.

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Jakob

Jakobs are rather mysterious creatures with a rather mysterious and distinct smell. If you come across a Jakob who has recently drank V8 or eaten peanuts, prepare for odorization.

"You smell like a total Jakob."

"Watch out, he smells like a Jakob."

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Jakob

Jakob is super adorable and is a huge stoner and loves weed all the girls like him and he is most likely to date an allie or someone that starts with A he has the biggest heart and is super kind

Wow did you see that hot stoner I bet he’s a jakob

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jakobables

the best youtuber ever

me: go sub to jakobables
some dumbass: no
me: *SLOWLY KILLS THAT DUMBASS*

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Jakob

The German Translation Of Jacob, and Jacob is the Hebrew Translation of James. Jakob is pronounce Ya-Kub.

A German: Hi Jakob.

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