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java

A programming language.
The first to be object oriented,
but not completly.

I'm not a Java programmer

by Niklas Ulvinge May 21, 2005

10πŸ‘ 69πŸ‘Ž


Java Junkie

The common ship name for Luke/Lorelai in the TV show Gilmore Girls. Sometimes abbriviated to JJ.

Person 1: Christopher and Lorelai belong together!

Person 2: What are you on? Luke is the greatest. I'm a java junkie all the way!

by sunshinegirl64 September 8, 2008

78πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Java the Hoot

A fictional owl-like being inadvertently created when an older gentleman from a northern Scandinavian country saw Star Wars and then proceeded to discuss the Jabba the Hut character with their heavy Scandinavian accent.

Oh yes, I’ve heard of him over the years and I think that Java the Hoot may be an outsized owl all amped on strong coffee but I don’t have a clue what he looks like!

by Dr Bunnygirl September 17, 2019


Java twat

A person who loves the programming language Java without good reason, and often cannot back up why they love it so.

That Steve is such a java twat.

by softwareSpack February 2, 2010


java-hipster

A pretentious, bohemian wanna-be, who frequents various coffee shops. He loves to spout his artiste-poseur opinions loudly in everyday conversation to anyone who will listen, so that his strong opinions can be heard by random strangers that he pines to impress. Almost always knows less than he tries so hard to convey. Usually has a laptop hooked up to wi-fi, yet rarely if ever touches the keyboard. Prefers to sit outside at the sidewalk table if possible so that he can be seen by as many cool locals as possible. Prides himself of being hip as evidenced by donning the latest trendy, hipster, hair-do. i.e., dreadlocks, shaved head, etc...

The "java-hipster" raved loudly to his nose-ringed buddies about the latest Johnny Depp film as the irritated cafe patrons feigned a yawn in his direction to show obvious annoyance at his pathetic attempts to be heard by all.

by ZonaCat Hansen July 11, 2008

400πŸ‘ 60πŸ‘Ž


Java dyke

A hipster lesbian who dresses as though she could work in a trendy coffeeshop/cafe.

"Man, did you see that girl with the dreads, the long skirt, and the cat-eye glasses? She's totally a java dyke."

by S. J. T. September 4, 2008


Trio Java

An ancient country with borders similar to that of modern Botswana and Namibia.

Take me back to Trio Java

by this handle is not in use January 15, 2021

18πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž