A programming language.
The first to be object oriented,
but not completly.
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The common ship name for Luke/Lorelai in the TV show Gilmore Girls. Sometimes abbriviated to JJ.
Person 1: Christopher and Lorelai belong together!
Person 2: What are you on? Luke is the greatest. I'm a java junkie all the way!
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A fictional owl-like being inadvertently created when an older gentleman from a northern Scandinavian country saw Star Wars and then proceeded to discuss the Jabba the Hut character with their heavy Scandinavian accent.
Oh yes, Iβve heard of him over the years and I think that Java the Hoot may be an outsized owl all amped on strong coffee but I donβt have a clue what he looks like!
A person who loves the programming language Java without good reason, and often cannot back up why they love it so.
That Steve is such a java twat.
A pretentious, bohemian wanna-be, who frequents various coffee shops. He loves to spout his artiste-poseur opinions loudly in everyday conversation to anyone who will listen, so that his strong opinions can be heard by random strangers that he pines to impress. Almost always knows less than he tries so hard to convey. Usually has a laptop hooked up to wi-fi, yet rarely if ever touches the keyboard. Prefers to sit outside at the sidewalk table if possible so that he can be seen by as many cool locals as possible. Prides himself of being hip as evidenced by donning the latest trendy, hipster, hair-do. i.e., dreadlocks, shaved head, etc...
The "java-hipster" raved loudly to his nose-ringed buddies about the latest Johnny Depp film as the irritated cafe patrons feigned a yawn in his direction to show obvious annoyance at his pathetic attempts to be heard by all.
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A hipster lesbian who dresses as though she could work in a trendy coffeeshop/cafe.
"Man, did you see that girl with the dreads, the long skirt, and the cat-eye glasses? She's totally a java dyke."
An ancient country with borders similar to that of modern Botswana and Namibia.
Take me back to Trio Java
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