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An upbeat swinging genre of music most notably played for the Cantina music in star wars
*Seriously thats what it is look it up*
Dude 1: Omg I just jizzed so hard.
Dude 2: Nigga, what?
The sound you make when you ejaculate semen from your dong.
"Jizzzzizzizzzzizzzzz"
1. n Male Ejaculate
2. v The only way to describe what your ass does the morning after eating Indian
Roommate: "Dude, do you know why the toilet bowl has olive and tan stains all over it? It looks like someone vomited up a smoothy made from army camos."
Me: "My bad, dude. I was jizzin' out my ass this morning."
well lets say when some girl makes a dude happy. they will mostly jizz there shorts.
when i dude dreams of something and he wakes up and noticed he had a wet dream.
during that dream, he jizzed his pants.
"dude, i think i just jizzed my pants..."
The white shit that shoots outta ur cock when you do sexual stuff, like when ur girlfriend sucks ur dick and doesn't leave the room screaming "HOLY SHIT THAT WAS FUCKIN GROSS!!!!!"
Ron: Woa!! Last night my girlfriend sucked my dick and she didn't leave the room screaming when i jizzed!
John: I don't care.
The smile on my face and a stain on my pants.
Person 1: "Why's he so happy?"
Person 2: "Jizz."