1. n Male Ejaculate
2. v The only way to describe what your ass does the morning after eating Indian
Roommate: "Dude, do you know why the toilet bowl has olive and tan stains all over it? It looks like someone vomited up a smoothy made from army camos."
Me: "My bad, dude. I was jizzin' out my ass this morning."
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well lets say when some girl makes a dude happy. they will mostly jizz there shorts.
when i dude dreams of something and he wakes up and noticed he had a wet dream.
during that dream, he jizzed his pants.
"dude, i think i just jizzed my pants..."
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The white shit that shoots outta ur cock when you do sexual stuff, like when ur girlfriend sucks ur dick and doesn't leave the room screaming "HOLY SHIT THAT WAS FUCKIN GROSS!!!!!"
Ron: Woa!! Last night my girlfriend sucked my dick and she didn't leave the room screaming when i jizzed!
John: I don't care.
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The smile on my face and a stain on my pants.
Person 1: "Why's he so happy?"
Person 2: "Jizz."
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Sperm yep u read right its another word for sperm
U got jizz all over my face are man
Something that happens when you orgasm but can also be used as a compliment or an adjective
First used this way by Ethan Rebholz of Kentucky
can be used in place of orgasmic, for example..
girl, you look jizz..
these waffles are jizz
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