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Retarded person from a country that teaches incest at school
Look there goes a jock, inbred bastard
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To jock or have someone on your jock is to flirt
Man:I've got like 3 girls on my jock
Friend: Damn dude,don't you already have a girlfriend?
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To tell if a person is a jock:
1. They are involved in EVERY sport, but does half of them to get the girls.
2. If they do anything related to video games, it most likely involves Call of Duty
3. Drives a tricked up sports car with mile-wide exhaust pipes and no roof.
4. Their futures have "McDonalds Drive-thru" and "eight STDs" written all over them
5. Considers anything not like them to be emo, autistic, or gay.
6. Barely passed 5th grade
In High School:
Jock: *Finds a straight-A student who trips over his many girls that he most likely will never keep*
Jock: Yeah you better run, queer boy!
20 years later:
Bill: Hey, you remember that jock that used to beat the crap out of us in high school?
Matt: Yeah? What's he doing now?
Bill: Without him, I wouldn't have this Big Mac! xD
*laughter ensues*
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Your dick, but refered to as when a girl clings to you and you cant get her to stop bothering you.
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A Scotsman - not to be confused with the ape-like creatures from America
Those Jocks up north...they are ruddy intolerable...
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to aspire to bond with. One jocks persons one has a crush on. Roughly synonymous with "like," but unlike "like" it implies action. When one jocks someone they not only like them but aspire to do something about it (though it does not imply an actual plan, but the general asperation in an imperfect sense).
"Kristy jocks her boyfriend Kris insane amounts"
"I am totally jocking that girl in my CRD class, even though she has a boyfriend."
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