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Food that rich niggas eat ona daily , Broke niggas can't get near , if you bring out in the hood you'll get swarmed by monkey
Bro ima get KFC tyshaun you can't come you're broke and your friends tling and yongyee can't come to they're broke and they flood
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A place where black people go every day to get a bucket of KFC this could explain why blacks are so fat and smelly and are the fattest race in America right now. Also KFC affects their insides as well because it’s clear black people are too lazy to walk to the toilet and take a shit so they shit down their trousers this explains why blacks stink.
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Slang word for a vagina. Derived from the salty smell and taste which the female's body part and the American fast food chain share. "Tastes just like KFC"
Guy 1: "I was talking about how I wanted some KFC. Next thing I know she has her pants around her ankles and tells me to take a lick."
Guy 2: "Uh dude that's nasty! Didn't she know you wanted some fried chicken?!"
Guy 1: "No she thought I wanted to eat her out. I was confused at first, but then I realized that it tastes the same; just not as filling."
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KFC = Kung Fu Chicken = some guy who likes to talk about how great his martial art is, and how much better it is than any other martial art. But, when you offer to engage him in some friendly full-contact sparring, even with rules and gear and a neutral referee, he totally chickens out.
Jet Li was talking shit about how Kung Fu is better than boxing, wrestling, ju jitsu and muay thai. When I offered to spar with him he went totally KFC.
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Kaptain Fat Cock
a retarted superhero who comes n rapes u at night with his fat cock he will hunt u down n fuck da shit outta u all night long until u scream n bleed from ur ass den he sings the retarted burgerking song n he flys off farting
lil kikd 1: wat happened to u?
kid 2: KFC aka KAPTAIN! FAT! COCK! got my buns
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Place that gave me food poisoning and seems to operate an 'asian only' workforce scheme.
They have to do one thing - fry chicken - and they still manage to fuck that up.
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The new more "politically correct" name for the restaurant chain originally known as Kentucky Fried Chicken. Name was changed because it was said to have a greater appeal to blacks than the association with the state of Kentucky or it's original mascot, Colonel Sanders. It was thought by some that blacks would not come to the chicken restaurant because Col. Sanders was white with a southern accent.
Advertising Executive: "We cannot afford to lose the our black patrons because this is a chicken restaurant. Let's call it KFC so it sounds like some hip new urban lingo."
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