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Kaeya alberich is an attractive man which could run someone over and they would say thank you. If you like kaeya alberich you are normal if you don’t you are not. Seggsy.
“I want kaeya Alberich to step on me”
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a kaeya kink is matti summed up in a single phrase😟🤟
matti: *exists*
@sugasalad: you have a kaeya kink lalalalalalaalalalalalallalaalal
The most handsome alpha ever. Has a lot of alphas and is very loyal. Very hot and dominant while also a bit controlling. Extremely hot and has pheromones that smell like heaven. Very popular. Dominant while also very submissive. Hybrid.
I-i-is that cuban kaeya?
Of course no one could mistake someone to hot and submissive like Cuban Kaeya!!
a day to appreciate kaeya!! you might be wondering..what day exactly? well every day you dummy! kaeya is our love, kaeya is our air that we breath, kaeya is our food and water that we need to survive, kaeya is our language. kaeya is our life. love kaeya. worship kaeya. appreciate kaeya.
hey do you know what day it is?
it’s kaeya appreciation day. idiot.
In general, Kaeya simps are people who really love Kaeya, a male character from Genshin Impact. Many people say Kaeya simps only want to fuck Kaeya because he is hot and have a lot of NSFW images of him. While that may be true, that is not the only thing that REAL Kaeya simps have in common. Real Kaeya simps know Kaeya's backstory by heart and always stay up to date in case of new lore drops about him. They sympathize with Kaeya and really want him to reconcile with Diluc so that they can talk like how they used to talk before the "big incident". Before fucking Kaeya, Kaeya simps really want to hug him or see him genuinely smile after many years of sadness and depression. They want to see Kaeya actually Happy.
Person 1: Is that the Kaeya Simp?
Person 2: No, that's a REAL Kaeya Simp.
microscopic, miniscule, atomic
wow hes so small!
he's kaeya's dick size
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