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Sad Keanu

In 2010, photos of a sad-looking Keanu Reeves eating a sandwich while alone led to the spread of the "Keanu is Sad/Sad Keanu" Internet meme and the declaration of June 15 as "Unofficial Cheer-up Keanu Day".

Sad Keanu considers sharing

by DexterDarko December 11, 2010

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To Go Keanu

To totally kicks one's ass, similar to the asskicking that is unleashed by Keanu Reeves in the Matrix trilogy.

- You go Keanu on the wombats.

by L.D. June 18, 2004

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Keanu Reeves

A selected person, a chosen one.

"They got a Keanu Reeves!"
"Oh Shit, we can't beat a Keanu Reeves!"

by Duder April 1, 2005

1127πŸ‘ 585πŸ‘Ž


Keanu Reeves

An A-list actor who shot to stardom after his movie "Speed" became a classic favorite among audiences in the mid 1990's. He is often perceived as enigmatic, zen-like, and mysterious. There is the misconception that he is not intelligent when in fact it is quite the opposite. Keanu Reeves is a highly accomplished actor who is hard working, respects his costars, and is loyal to his family and friends. He is extremely well-read, witty, charming, genuine, giving, caring, and incredibly talented. He researches his roles, and does his best to become every character he plays in his cinematic endeavors. Not only is he easy on the eyes but it is his heart that makes him as beautiful as ever. Keanu Reeves is an actor in every sense of the word.

Keanu Reeves... that about says it all.
One of a kind.
A rarity in Hollywood.

by Suzanne A. July 26, 2006

478πŸ‘ 275πŸ‘Ž


Keanu Reeves

The most sexiest man alive!

I wanna fuck Keanu Reeves left right and centre

by BlankGirl April 17, 2008

139πŸ‘ 75πŸ‘Ž


keanu reeves

if beautiful needed a new
definition, I'm pretty sure that
Keanu Reeves would be it.
although his acting skills are
unfortunately unappreciated by some,
many love his movies, and a large
sum those people adore the man's
arresting good looks as well.
he is best known by the vast majority of us nerds,as the protagonist of the matrix trilogy,neo.

neo was played by keanu reeves. also known as gorgeous McGorgeousness.

by neochica September 1, 2007

68πŸ‘ 34πŸ‘Ž


Dirty Keanu

After a brutal amount of sex, the person who finishes last yells β€œYou’re breathtaking!!” And proceeds to body slam the other person.

Mark: β€œ how was last night? β€œ
Me: β€œ Oh y’know, I pulled off the Dirty Keanu on her and she passed out.”

by AfricanSimp June 16, 2020