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Being so stoned....it makes everything like,"Whoooa!"
dude......I can't...I'm so Keanued right now.
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Girl 1:Last night i was with a Keanu
Girl 2:Can u walk?
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The act of respectfully rejecting a lady's romantic advances by diverting a conversation or avoiding any form of physical contact.
Girl 1: I asked him to go on a date with me but he changed the subject! Am I that ugly?
Girl 2: Boy pulled a Keanu on you? Now that's breathtaking.
Keanu is a guy that no matter how much you try not to love him , he will always be the #1 boyfriend you could ever and have ever had . Not only is he sweet but he's good at talking dirty and getting you to feel better than anyone else could. He is a sweet, caring, and very attractive guy .If you have a Keanu, you are very lucky to have someone so pure and amazing in your life. And If that wasn't enough he is very good when it comes to being romantic especially when no bodies around ;)
Friend: ''Omg you and keanu are so perfect for each other
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To perform Matrix-moves, in ways similar to Neo.
I totally went keanu on his a$$
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Keanu's are funny, sensitive guys. They always love a hug. Whenever you walk in Keanu's home you'll see him hitting a 360 no scope on call of duty!
Walk in on Keanu and see him smashing his controller on the TV after hitting a 720 triple swap on call of duty 1
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