The father of a sexy child named abdi and a sexy frog himself kermit is one to be respected by the gods himself and his child abdi is said to be just as sexy as himself
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Flailing your arms around the office to turn back on the lights.
Ed began kermitting around the office before the customers walked in the door.
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when ur done with everyone's shit so u decide to kermit suicide
I swear to God, I'm going to kermit suicide...
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The act of committing suicide while dressed as, cosplaying and/or roleplaying as Kermit the Frog.
I looked across the street and saw a man Kermiting Suicide
A man is doing a girl from behind and right as he's about to nut he leap frogs over her, turns around, and cums in her face and/or mouth.
I gave that chick from the party a Salty Kermit, last night. She had quite a mess on her face.
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A frog who is a Muppet and is not leaving 75% of his will to Koian because it's not true
Kermit the Frog does not have a will because he is a muppet
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