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National Kidnap your crush day

kidnap your crush

Amy:Hi I have a crush on you i will kidnap you
Max:What
Amy: i will kidnap you cos its national kidnap your crush day

by L0llip0p June 23, 2021


National kidnap your best friend day

March 3 is national kidnap your best friend day. The day you get to kidnap your bestie take them where ever you want and make them buy you icecream.

Woah it is march 3, I better go kidnap my best friend and force them to drive me places.

YAY it is national kidnap your best friend day.....I wish I had a best friend so I can kidnap them.

by tormented-anguish December 9, 2021

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Digitally Kidnapped

Yeah! Totally! It's totally like that, isn't it? That plus the surveillance apparatus makes my life this bizarre, dystopian horror show... But the rating are probably great! So... There's that.

Hym "Digitally kidnapped
Socially incarcerated
Existential crisis is the reason that my heart rate up.
Something something something... Damn. I don't know how you guys be freestyling like that...."

by Hym Iam July 11, 2024


Kidnapped

Holy shit! I think a woman just got kidnapped outside of my apartment!

Hym "Yeah, wtf? I think a woman got kidnapped outside of my house! Had to call the cops because, KNOWING YOU USELESS FUCKS, IF I DON'T, NO ONE ELSE WILL. Shit. That is wild!"

by Hym Iam July 14, 2024


Being Kidnapped by Zeus

What happens when you don’t eat enough fiber. Probably due to Greek food being high in fatty meats and sauces.

In Venture Brothers S4 E11 “Every Which Way but Zeus” as Billy Quiz Boy is being kidnapped by Zeus he screams for help and is told by Pete White that’s what happens when you don’t eat enough fiber.

After eating all that gyro meat I spent the rest of the evening being kidnapped by Zeus

by Dandy Dan the Candy Man October 2, 2021


Chowchilla bus kidnapping

Bus kidnapping in 1976 where a bus full of kids and the bus driver were buried alive near a quarry in chowchilla ca.they all finally. Escaped largely unharmed and the owners of the quarry were eventually arrested for the crime.

There have been a couple of TV movies made based on the chowchilla bus kidnapping.

by 4realazitgits April 4, 2021


Dna kidnapping

1. This is where a man is refusing or waving a dna test and signs a pager saying he is the father of said child. This man is called an Alleged father.
2. Court letting the man have fathering rights without a test if it was ordered by law or giving the mother her way.
3. A woman lying to said man saying he is the biological father and not telling anyone about the real biological father.

He was dna kidnapping male's children

by 459395 March 15, 2023