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"Did you hear the Broflovski's had another baby!?"
"Oh great! That's all we need is another Kindling in the neighborhood."
A visit to the lavatory made more comfortable by the use of a Kindle, resulting in an extended stay on the bowl, affecting all of your family members who are desperate to relieve themselves.
Sienna: Dad, can I please use your ensuite to go to the toilet? Paris is in ours.
Dad: Why? She won’t be long.
Sienna: Dad. She took in her kindle. She could be in there for days. I think she’s three chapters deep! It’s definitely a kindle shit.
Dad; Fine. We need to leave in an hour or so, I’ll go and tell Paris to snap it off.
The resonating sound a kindle makes as it bounces off your skull when you fall asleep while reading.
I had a particularly painful kindle surprise last night, hence the black eye
The feeling of superiority one gets when reading in public on a Kindle and seeing another person reading a paperback or an alternative brand e-reader.
Kindle Owner: 'I had such Kindle Pride when I saw someone reading a paperback on the train the other day.'