layed

Laying down as referred to in the past-tense.

I layed down this morning.

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Lay

Used by idiots in place of lieu of "lie" -- as in lying down, not telling an untruth. Confusion arises from the fact that the preterit of "lie" is "lay".

Infinitive: Lie (to lie down, intransitive)
Preterit: Lay
Past Participle: Lain

Infinitive: Lie (to tell an untruth, intransitive)
Preterit: Lied
Past Participle: Lied

Infinitive: Lay (transitive)
Preterit: Laid
Past Participle: Laid

Idiot usage: I love to lay on the beach.

Correct usage: I love to lie on the beach.

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Layed

A blonde girl's idea of getting "laid" despite the fact of having a Master's Degree.

Lina thinks we all should get layed.

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LAI

One who is socially inept, awkward around women, and is never going to get laid.

Often can be used as a verb when warning someone not to act like a LAI.

(Dont LAI that shit)

example 1

Bob: Dude, did you see that LAI get slapped by that stripper?

Bill: Why, what did he do?

Bob: He tried to choke her during his lapdance so she had to beat his ass off of her.

Bill: I told him not to LAI that shit!

example 2

Tom: Hey, what took you so damn long to meet up?

Dick: I had to go pick up Jason but he was late coming out of his room.

Tom: What the fuck was he doing?

Dick: You know him. He always has to rub one out before leaving the house.

Tom: What a fucking LAI!

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Chill Lay Lay

Your telling a group of people or someone who is hyped about something/someone to calm down, its not that serious or relax.

Joe: Son, im really gone to fight that dude.
Adam: You need to chill lay lay with all that.

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Lay lady lay

Lay lady lay is a beautiful song that could be remade like a wide bed covered in white softness and light the morning after.

Lay lady lay. Lay across my big wide bed.

laying it in

Having a tattoo done, on any part of the body.

"This tattoo is great, but laying it in was a drag!"

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