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Flip my lease

A lease transfer or sublet that happens between two people, directly, and transferred digitally.

I got a dope new job in San Fran so I'm going to flip my lease. Peace out, NYC!

My boyfriend cheated on me so I kicked him out but now I can't afford the rent. I guess I gotta flip my lease.

My landlord caught me Airbnbing my apartment in FiDi and I can't afford this rent without Airbnb. I gotta flip my lease.

by leaseflipper June 6, 2016


whole-lease

A deez nuts joke. If someone asks what whole-lease is, the joke teller can reply with “Whole-lease nuts in yo mouth (hold deez nuts in your mouth)” or something along the lines of that

Bruh 1: Hey bro do you have anything whole-lease here?

Bruh 2: Uh… no? What’s whole-lease?

Bruh 1: WHOLE-LEASE NUTS IN YO MOUTH! HAH! GOT EM!

Bruh 2: Damnit!

by SqueakyRobloxer July 26, 2021


lease breaker

Term used to describe a person who breaks their lease.

I would not recommend this tenant, they are a lease breaker.

by JustMakesSense July 10, 2024


niece lease

The note you leave your sister after kidnapping her newborn baby girl.

"Thankfully Sarah left a niece lease for Bree before she disappeared with her baby"

by rambolovesbabynieces September 15, 2013


Leases

A guy you don’t want to fuck with.

HEY! DONT FUCK WITH Leases.

by Leases June 26, 2022


Lease-a-Lobe

When you pay a condescendingly small denomination of money to a dumb hipster girl to stick your dick in the hole of the loose hanging flesh that comprises her previously-gauged earlobe.

Can't get that annoying hipster girl to give up the pussy? Ever tried to lease-a-lobe?

by HeyitsGinoB69 September 15, 2015


leased

To describe a person who has been free for a long time

I am in prison but I wish I was leased like almost everybody in the world

by Chocolate milk and apples May 18, 2024