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We don't have taxi's, we have town cars.....
You will not ever see a taxi in town
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Small shithole of a town located on the thumb of Michigan. What some town officials would like to call a "cultured northern resort village" is in fact a poor, soon to be ghetto town where the main attractions are smoking weed under the rocks at the town break-wall, and underage cigarette smoking. If you ever find yourself in town, LEAVE IMMEDIATELY. This is not hard considering the entire town is only a mile in diameter.
Randy: "Hey Bill, you wanna go to Lexington today?"
Bill: "You mean, 'would you like to eat shit and die?' no thanks Randy"
"Lexington, MI. The worst place on planet Earth next to Cambodia.
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The process of shooting a load on every page of a book, magazine or catalog that has a picture of a guy. Mainly the load is directed to the pelvic region.
Good luck looking at the underwear section in the Sears catalog. Someone pulled a Lexington Brookier and now the pages are stuck together!
Lexington a.k.a Mexington, highly known for pot smokers and alcoholics, Marijuana can be found around every corner of this shity ass town all you got to do is stand in the middle of a street and scream at the top of your lungs "I NEED SOME WEED" alcohol can be found the same way. The Lexington residents love three things DRUGS, BEER, AND BITCHES. P.s. bitches can also be found anywhere you go, just make sure you got weed on you, most of them are weed whores.
Lets go to Lexington, NE and get fucked up con El Gato. =
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Lexington, Ma is a pretty little town with great education. The kids there hang out in the center a lot, and scare the store owners who think they are gonna pull out a gun. Everyone wants to live in lexington, cuz everyone is friggin awesome!!! Lexington is filled with super hot girls.
Oh man! that girl is from lexington, ma!!!! shes so hot!
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Nice Place to live. Not to big, not to small.
Good community and a nice college.
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Ignorant town of spoiled, ridiculously ridiculous idiots. Town's biggest heros=Paul Revere and that guy who won survivor.
Textbook- birthplace of American liberty
In reality- birthplace of a bunch of stupid bitchy people who will never do anything good for this world except for die.
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