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Big-ass piece of lighter pine, only found in the great state of Florida, that is drug into camp, usually with a chain and four-whell drive just before sundown. This superd fire wood has the distinct smell of turpentine; good for keeping skeeters away. Burn all night, I'm here to tell ya. That's the only reason I'm here.
Hey Gomer, drag that other piece of lighter knot over t'fire. These skeeters are fit t'carry me away.
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A white disposable lighter, generally Bic brand, that was either white at purchase or had the plastic wrapper removed.
Generally suspected of causing bad luck by superstitious morons who don't understand that they got in trouble because they smoked pot, not because they used a white lighter to smoke pot.
Stoner without any semblance of logic: "Dude, I hit a bowl with a white lighter and then I got pulled over."
Smart stoner: "Were you smoking while you were driving?"
SWASOL: "Yeah man, I lit up at the traffic light outside the police station."
SS: "..."
SWASOL: "I know, right? White lighters, man. Bad news."
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A joo who is notorious for stealing peoples lighters.
that joo is such a lighter thief!
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When you put your cum in a lighter, then let a girl light a joint with it so she ingests your cum without her knowing.
Yeah she tasted my cum last night?
Oh she sucked your dick?
Nah I let her use my cum lighter
The art of casually yet unknowingly ending up with any and everyone's lighter that you come in contact with .
Me:: when we get in the party, if anyone needs a light,, you don't have one okay but.
You: why???
Me:if you whip out a will be gone forl life.. All my homies be lighter clutching.
They will use your shit and put it right in their pocket when they're done,
An ingenious contraption that holds your lighter to your belt to prevent others from accidentally pocketing and walking off with your lighter
Eric: You got a light man? some fucker walked off with my last bic last night
Jeff: For sure bro. You really gotta invest in a lighter leash
the act of failing to pass the lighter with the pipe or bong after taking a hit, causing the rest of the participants in the rotation to wait for their hit.
Brett has a tendency to pocket everyone's lighters, so make sure you stay on top of him so there isn't any Lighter Lag.