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Fuck like Mike & Carol Brady

consecutive sex

when you invite some dick over on your day off and just fuck like mike & carol brady.

by meatpupette February 23, 2010

4๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


I'll shoot you in the head like the fucking congresswoman!

Threatening to shoot someone in the head like congresswoman Gabrielle Gifford, who got shot

(in the head at close-range) along with a dozen

other people in the tragic Tuscon, Arizona shooting.

Bank Robber: "Put the fucking cash in the bag! Do it now and make it quick, or I'll shoot you in the head like the fucking congresswoman!"

by ribetab January 10, 2011

1๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


The long neverending demented cartoon movie that lasts almost like, half a fucking HOUR, damn you! I hate myself, go to hell. 400000004!

I don't know, I'm just really, really drunk.

You looked this up?

by ACDC FOREVAR!!!111 May 19, 2004

182๐Ÿ‘ 55๐Ÿ‘Ž


you are a worthless friendless faggot lipped piece of shit, who's mommy left daddy, when she figured out he wasn't eugene o neil, and is now crying and slobbering all over my drum set, like a fucking 9 year old girl

a quote from a based movie named whiplash
only based people will come upon this page.

"Are you gonna rush, or are you gonna drag, or are you gonna be on my time?!"
"I'm gonna be on your time.."
"My god, you are a worthless friendless faggot lipped piece of shit, who's mommy left daddy, when she figured out he wasn't eugene o neil, and is now crying and slobbering all over my drum set, like a fucking 9 year old girl"

by basedwhip February 15, 2023

26๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Work like fuck

When the only option is to work really hard to get a job done.

John: "Have you done that report? It's due today."
Ash: "I haven't started it. I don't think I can get it done today."
John: "What if you work like fuck?"
Ash: "If I work like fuck, I can get it done."

by Jimmy Peters July 1, 2021


Act like a fucking fool

Hopes the best for your season at any sport

Ayo bro , you better act like a fucking fool this varsity season nigga

by Linky215 August 10, 2019


Act like a fucking fool

You make sure you have a wild season at any sport in general , and show no mercy but winning .

Ayo bro , you better act like a fucking fool this basketball season bro .

by Linky215 August 10, 2019