when you invite some dick over on your day off and just fuck like mike & carol brady.
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Threatening to shoot someone in the head like congresswoman Gabrielle Gifford, who got shot
(in the head at close-range) along with a dozen
other people in the tragic Tuscon, Arizona shooting.
Bank Robber: "Put the fucking cash in the bag! Do it now and make it quick, or I'll shoot you in the head like the fucking congresswoman!"
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I don't know, I'm just really, really drunk.
You looked this up?
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a quote from a based movie named whiplash
only based people will come upon this page.
"Are you gonna rush, or are you gonna drag, or are you gonna be on my time?!"
"I'm gonna be on your time.."
"My god, you are a worthless friendless faggot lipped piece of shit, who's mommy left daddy, when she figured out he wasn't eugene o neil, and is now crying and slobbering all over my drum set, like a fucking 9 year old girl"
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When the only option is to work really hard to get a job done.
John: "Have you done that report? It's due today."
Ash: "I haven't started it. I don't think I can get it done today."
John: "What if you work like fuck?"
Ash: "If I work like fuck, I can get it done."
Hopes the best for your season at any sport
Ayo bro , you better act like a fucking fool this varsity season nigga
You make sure you have a wild season at any sport in general , and show no mercy but winning .
Ayo bro , you better act like a fucking fool this basketball season bro .