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When semen forms bubbles within the penis until its eventual eruption.
Uh oh! Here comes my Lithuanian Lava Lamp!
If you teach a man to hunt, he will get food.
If you teach a man to kys, he will create Lithuania
My best friend tried pulling a Lithuanian
A blumpkin where you've only eaten rye bread for the last week, making your excrement large and quick
Person 1: Dude, I heard you got a Lithuanian Blumpkin
Person 2: Yeah dude, my shit was volatile
Just like Russian roulette but with a ak-47.
Lithuanian roulette
A man with a small penis who runs a brothel full of whores specializing in scat.
That guy over there is a Lithuanian president.
A Sexual maneuver in which the typically submissive partner ingests a copious amount of laxatives and mexican food, inserts a buttplug or anal beads and waits until they bloat. At which point the other person needs to shout "FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!" before ripping out the beads or plug rapidly.
Yeah bro I gave that bitch a Lithuanian Hand Grenade, she fucking loved it.
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When a man squats and inverts his penis then squeezes his abs so tight he nuts
Last night I Lithuanian Cock wrenched at the gym it was so good