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If you teach a man to hunt, he will get food.
If you teach a man to kys, he will create Lithuania
My best friend tried pulling a Lithuanian
A man with a small penis who runs a brothel full of whores specializing in scat.
That guy over there is a Lithuanian president.
Just like Russian roulette but with a ak-47.
Lithuanian roulette
A blumpkin where you've only eaten rye bread for the last week, making your excrement large and quick
Person 1: Dude, I heard you got a Lithuanian Blumpkin
Person 2: Yeah dude, my shit was volatile
proud people that know they are better than everyone else
they also hate the Irish
Lithuanian people will get your phone number even when you didn't ask them
When a man squats and inverts his penis then squeezes his abs so tight he nuts
Last night I Lithuanian Cock wrenched at the gym it was so good
A Sexual maneuver in which the typically submissive partner ingests a copious amount of laxatives and mexican food, inserts a buttplug or anal beads and waits until they bloat. At which point the other person needs to shout "FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!" before ripping out the beads or plug rapidly.
Yeah bro I gave that bitch a Lithuanian Hand Grenade, she fucking loved it.
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