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It's a thing where you pee in a Lithuanian woman's vagina. You let it merinade for 30 minutes, then you fuck her with a wooden spoon.
- Hello bro, how's your new girl?
- Meh, she's fine.
- Did you do Lithuanian soup with her?
The act of giving a woman the shocker during sex while having un maintained fingernails, resulting in a torn orifice ( usually the rectum )
We had been camping all week and I gave this hippy chick the shocker in the woods, my fingernails were pretty long and it ended up being a Lithuanian Shocker!
The act of inserting one's cranium within their partner's vagina. They then stand up, imitating a skyscraper.
"I can see my house thanks to this Lithuanian Skyscraper!"
"*Muffled noises*"
A gang of Lithuanians are people who chill in flats eat sunflower seed and drink alchahol and smoke.
Lithuanian gangs are slavs
When semen forms bubbles within the penis until its eventual eruption.
Uh oh! Here comes my Lithuanian Lava Lamp!
A laundry mat in which rather than using detergent to wash your clothes. The workers fill up the washing machines and then proceed to robustly shoot colossal sized loads of funky smelling nut onto the clothes and then turning on the washing machine. After it is done running, the clothes are lined up, and a group of Lithuanians proceed to repeatedly queef flamboyantly all over the clothes to dry them off.
"My clothes were really in need of washing, so I took them to the Lithuanian Laundry Mat"
If you teach a man to hunt, he will get food.
If you teach a man to kys, he will create Lithuania
My best friend tried pulling a Lithuanian