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When you're fucking your girl in the pussy and you pull your balls up over your shaft and shove them in her ass
I gave my girlfriend a Louisville airbag.
I do not have a girlfriend anymore.
When having sex with a woman who you know is a squirter, collect her glory juice in a Snapple bottle and then reuse it as lubricant with another partner.
I was able to get a bottle of Louisville Snapple the other day and now I don't have to worry about getting KY for the girl I'm banging tonight.
A wooden, classic baseball bat with a large iron (preferably rusty) nail protruding from the barrel of the bat. The barrel of the bat is usually the thicker end of the bat.
yea, good thing i got mi louisville slugger!!
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A small city in Colorado. Area code 3OH!3. It's pretty much a bunch of white kids living in suburbia with nothing to do. Still better then Superior, CO. Those bitches stole our zipcode!
Damn, this boring-ass town is so Louisville, CO.
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the act of inserting a small gps unit into the ass during sex. Then monitoring the whereabouts of your partner.
Johnny suspected his girlfriend was cheating.So he gave her the louisville lojack.
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A lapdance from a stripper on the rag, leaving blood stain all over your white t-shirt. First used in the Chestnut Street establishments, circa January 2006. Use Shout and All with bleach to remove the remnants of the Louisville Lapdance.
The string should have tipped me off that the ho didn't have her shit clean. We was bump'n and grindin' and then I looked down and it looked like an autistic kid had fingerpainted my shirt dark red from my bellybutton to my dick. I asked for $20 back and slapped that bitch for giving me a Louisville Lapdance.
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A man who prefers to drink his whiskey "neat."
Seamus is not a mixed drink guy; he's a real Louisville Slugger.
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