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Guy 1: I didn't think you were going to catch that ball.
Guy 2: Yeah, I had to go all-madden to get it.
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A gorgeous looking fella with a gorgeous accent. BEWARE!! If you stare too long at Richard Madden you may become pregnant. Many are jealous of his big, fluffy pillow lips and his Frank Sinatra eyes. His body, personality, ass, big dick, accent and talent makes him the perfect man.
“You’re okay, but you’re not Richard Madden”
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Madden NFL 08 is the 19th installment in the highly praised football series, Madden NFL. Released on August 14, 2007, Madden NFL has received high praise from critics. The game was popularized once again by famous YouTuber Scott the Woz and is one of the running games on the channel.
"I love Madden 08!"
"Me too!"
"Hey we should start a Madden 08 club!"
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When winning in Madden in the 4th quarter, your team suddenly can't pass without throwing an INT or run without Fumbling, allowing your computer (or human) opponent to come back and win.
Going into the 4th quarter 2 minute warning I was up by 10 playing a great turnover-less game. Then I got Madden Factor'ed fumbled 3 times and lost by 7. What. The. Fuck.
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Probably one of the funniest commentators ever to exist on this planet.
Known for repeating himself multiple times in one sentence.
Now what we're seeing here is a definition that you're reading, which is an act that you only can do while reading with your eyes, which isn't like reading with your hands. If you read with your hands, you're not really reading because reading requires the use of your eyes which aren't on your hands because they're your hands, that is unless you're blind and have some kind of newflangled brailler attachment, in which case you WOULD be reading with your hands instead of your eyes. Anyway, here you are reading this definition that's being read with your eyes and not your hands, and it's about John Madden. Now this John Madden guy, he's not like other guys, because if he was he'd be them, which isn't what he is because he's him, he's John Madden. If he was another guy, then he'd be Tony Siragusa, or Troy Aikman, who reads with his hands and talks with his ass which is on his neck which acts like a face which it's not because he's not John Madden.
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Madden envy is something known to be an inherited trait that all women have mainly wives, girlfriends, and overprotective moms who hate madden for no dam reason. Madden envy has wide ranging traits but here go the 7 most common
7. constantly nagging you to quit playing the game so you can talk.
6. Walks by room and quickly turns around when they hear "EA Sports Its In The Game" followed by the stare of doom.
5. Similar to number 6 but this time they yell out "OH MY GOD!" In an attempt to voice frustartion
4. Trying to seduce you to have sex with them or focus your attention on them most men in a madden coma ignore whats going on and what could've happen creating more hostility.
3. The third level of anger is when they actually sit in the room and cheer against you and constantly pist you off causing you to lose the game to a madden scrub.
2. The second level of anger is when they call their friends sit in the same room you are playing and try to talk you down with their friends.
1. And the highest level of anger is when they actually make some shit up for you to do when they had no intention of you doing this.
Game: EA SPORTS IT'S IN THE GAME
Woman: I know thats not a mothafuckin game on when you gotta take the trash out?
Male: What trash?
Woman: The trash in the basement and all around the house!
Male: I did that all yesterday remember?
Woman: Don't you got to go to work?
Male: Hell na its saturday!
Woman:(upset) WELL CLEAN THE DAM GAGRAGE AND ATTIC AND GET OFF THAT DAM GAME!
Males friend: Dam bruh thats major madden envy
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A glitchy game that no one knows why EA puts no money into to actually try new fun and good features in the game.
Yo I want to go play some madden 20 wanna come over and play some.
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