Morro Malfoy

Half Russian/Half Romanian

Real name:Alexe Cristina
She's beautiful ❤

Morro Malfoy Țepeș se trage din vampiri

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The Raging Malfoy

This is named after a sexual exploit where, while going down on a woman, a guy starts frantically ripping out her pubic hair with his teeth. Why? HE HATES HARRY! HE HATES HARRY!

"I HATE HARRY, I HATE HARRY!" - The Raging Malfoy

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Draco Malfoy

Hitler's Hogwarts ally.

Blonde hair, blue eyes, a band of cronies, and an authorative attitude towards everybody? Nazi. Naturally.

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Doucheous Malfoy

To be a particularly massive and stuck up type of douche bag. Like Lucious Malfoy, only a douchey version.

You: "Dude you just cut in front of me"

DM: "You snooze you looze dweeb"

You: "Dude you are such a doucheous malfoy"

Draco malfoy

The hottest fucking boy you will ever see he’s so so fricken hot and you will be willing to die for him

Draco is draco malfoy

Draco Malfoy

A beautiful albino ferret boy with severe daddy issues.

*plays song Daddy Issues by The Neighbourhood* "Look it's Draco Malfoy's song"

"Is that a student?!?!"

"Technically it's a ferret"

Draco Malfoy

Draco Malfoy is a fictional character in the series Harry Potter. He is in the house called Slytherin. And he is a daddy ;)

Y/n: who are you

Draco: Isn’t obvious, I am a Slytherin at Hogwarts. I am Draco, Draco Malfoy