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During a car pursuit, the pursuing car will ram the running car's back wheel (either right or left) and turn slightly, causing the running car to spin out. Usually done by police.
Cop 1: He's going into a school zone, what do we do!!!
Cop 2: We're going to have to end this, I'm going to pit (short for pit maneuver) him
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When Captain Picard tugs the bottom of his tunic after standing up.
Usually after he gets up out of the captain's chair to answer a hail.
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1. An abortion;
2. Giving someone a hickie;
3. Accidentally sucking in and breaking something with a vacuum cleaner;
4. Attempting to blackmail someone back into a romantic relationship with threats of suicide, self-harm, or threats of false criminal accusations. Often associated with Borderline Personality Disorder. A hoover ;
5. When a company outsources your job to a country outside of the United States to save money;
6. Oral stimulation of the penis, vagina, or rectum. A blowjob;
7. Purposely taking advantage of others by borrowing things and not returning them.
1. I got her pregnant. Cost me $750 for the hoover maneuver and $100 for roses. Beats child support every time.
2. If you go out with Justin, wear a turtle neck to protect yourself from the hoover maneuver. A stun gun will help, too.
3. I shredded the lamp cord – sorry mom – bad hoover maneuver. Next time, maybe you should do the vacuuming.
4. My BPD ex-girlfriend tried a hoover maneuver – said she would kill herself if I didn’t go back with her. WTF?
5. IBM used a hoover maneuver to relocate my job to India. Think I'll move there to get it back.
6. On my birthday I asked for a hoover maneuver. I got an upright model. Primo!
7. Marcus acquired all his lawn tools using the hoover maneuver. I asked him if he wanted to borrow my wife.
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An unintended action that can either result in 1. great success or 2. colossal failure. Made popular by YTMND, it's a fad that is pretty much dead. Most epic maneuvers result in failure, and you'll be remembered for such actions.
Examples of an epic maneuver:
1. You're bowling and you throw the ball, but it results in a 7-10 split. On the next ball, through some miracle, you throw it and you manage to knock both pins over.
2. Let's say you're the QB in a football game. After the snap, when you're poised to throw, your fingers lose grip of the ball and it results in a fumble, which is recovered by the opposing team.
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A shameless, selfless act by an employee that is designed to kiss the ass of the boss so that the boss becomes even fuller of himself than he was prior to the maneuver.
Suck Ass Employee - "Hey boss, I have an idea that I think could enhance our profile among institutional investors. By the way, speaking of profile, you look like you’ve really been throwing the weights around. That Missoni sweater looks like it was made for you.”
Boss – “Don’t be silly Chaz. Anyway it was made for me last week when I was in Milan."
Suck Ass Employee - "I could tell! Are we still on for squash this afternoon? I want revenge after how badly you beat me our last time out.”
Boss – “We’re on. By the way, I’m starved. What’s that in your hand?"
Suck Ass Employee – “ It’s a scone baked by my great aunt. She flew back to England last night and made some before she left. This is the last one. Take it, it’s yours.”
Bystander - "That disgusting suck ass just executed the hindlick maneuver."
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When you hit a bald girl from the back and, due to her lack of hair to pull, you punch her in the back of the head.
She finally shut up about her daddy issues when I executed The Skinhead Maneuver.
A method used when a vehicle is about to flip. It consists of standing up and putting one's hands on the ceiling to brace themself while keeping their feet firmly planted on the ground of the vehicle.
Before the car flipped, Zach executed the Wiseman Maneuver to perfection. He walked away for the accident without a scratch.
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