Bingo Marker

A poop that you are trying like mad to keep in until you can find a bathroom. When it touches fabric such as underwear, it leaves a little brown dot in your shorts. much like the large magic markers used to mark a bingo card. turtle head prairie doggin

I've got to find a bathroom quick. THis turd is about to do the bingo marker on my drawers.

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Marker Abuser

A person; either male or female, who abuse markers, used for coloring, and artistic desgin.

"That fucking dick!"

"Dude he is such a fucking marker abuser!"

"I know man he used up all of the red and broke the tips off of all the green and blue ones!"

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marker flip

An activity done by the lowest of all people, sitting in your bedroom all day and flipping a marker until landing it upright; similar to the “water bottle flipping” trend.

Jeffery spent the majority of his summer with no friends, sitting in his room marker flipping.

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paintball marker

Despite what most airsoft players think, the shiny/fruity markers are made specifically for speedball or airball. There are mil-sim gun in production that are designed for scenarios and woodsball. Anyone who says otherwise has never seen an upgraded A5.

Luxe paintball marker=shiny.
A-5A2= Mil-sim

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distraction markers

Translucent decorative stickers that go on glass doors and glass paneling, required by many building codes, meant to prevent idiots from walking straight into a clear wall or door.

Maintenance staff is scheduled to install distraction markers on the glass doors to the conference room so Jerry won't keep breaking his nose.

Marker Sword

An item that resembles vast superiority than others.

“Jimmy:Fight me bitch no balls”
“Tommy:*Pulls out Marker Sword*”
“Jimmy: Aw hell nah”

marker wipe

When you wipe, wipe, and wipe a hundred times, but theres still poop. Its like you’re wiping a marker.

Sorry I’m late, I had the marker wipes!