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Mary is the most sweet amazing cool person ever. Well she is my grandmother but idk where to start. She has a way to always make you smile, even when you don’t know how to. She is ok with anyone in her family being bi trans lesbian gay anything! Oh and she loves buying things for her grandchildren. It takes a lot to get her angry to, the only time i saw her get angry was with my brother lol. When I’m at her house and then I have to leave she is always like “can’t I keep you” or “just live with me” she loves everyone in her family. And she is great with relationships, she has been married to the same guy for years, my grandfather.
Mary: do you want everything while we are here dear?
Me: no thank you
Mary: if you insist
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A semi derogatory title temporarily assigned to any person within a group of gay men and hot women while the group ridicules that person .
Omg girl look at Mary over there sitting on that weirdo’s lap. You gotta go get him this time I’m done babysitting his ass.
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Mary where do I start they are kind, funny, sweet, and caring. But there is 3 sides of them one side is the fun party side, they are always up for a GOOD time. The second side is the serious side. If you get into trouble they will be the first ones to talk to you about it. The third side is rude, it’s not the normal rude. You don’t want to get onto the bad side of a Mary they will show your ass style or two and they will get into your face and tell you the hell off if you are wrong and you both know it. But if you know a Mary always keep them close and tight in you heart because they will always have a place in there heart for you NO MATTER WHAT!
Damn, that Mary is something else, man
She great I love my Mary
A great friend she is beautiful and deserves love and respect in the world
she is a very epic person and is nice
she will defend you from haters'
she is a very powerful enemy that you dont wanna make
she will protecc
Mary
she protecc
she attacc
but most importantly she always has ur back
wissal: mary is awesome
Tina: Ikr
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She will fuck you up in a instant if you touch her, smell her hair, sing “ Mary Had a Little Lamb“ because obviously the bitch ain’t got no lamb , and most importantly DO NOT SAY NIGGA OR ADD A H TO IT IF YOUR WHITE around her but besides that she’s funny amazing and the best person you can trust with a secret or trust that she will beat somebody up if needed don’t mess with Mary she’s scary but also caring, she could be your best friend or your worst enemy so watch out.
Best trust niggah in the game and she smells VERY VEY GOOD
Also urban being a bitch so don’t read the rest down below
She will fuck you up in a instant if you touch her, smell her hair, sing “ Mary Had a Little Lamb“ because obviously the bitch ain’t got no lamb , and most importantly DO NOT SAY NIGGA OR ADD A H TO IT IF YOUR WHITE around her but besides that she’s funny amazing and the best person you can trust with a secret or trust that she will beat somebody up if needed don’t mess with Mary she’s scary but also caring, she could be your best friend or your worst enemy so watch out.
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Mary Is a typical name also known as Maria. People associate this name as a biblical name. Mary’s are usually the opposite of anything biblical. Mary or Maria are chill women, great personality, thick, pretty face, Hispanic, love music, thoughtful, kind, great friend, great side piece, not the best cook, and love to eat. They have a bad temper, crazy, physcho, they cry wolf, will call the police to put a restraining order, works out hard and drink just as hard to stabilize weight, Experienced bar hopper, puts out by the third day, drives home under the influences, loves wine Wednesday’s, loves to talk trash about ex boyfriends, and then text them, you miss this pussy.
Mary is my side piece who I see on the weekend and during lunch hours.
The most amazing name ever.
The person who gets annoyed when people sing "Mary had a little lamb" and "Mary mary quite contrary".
The person who was stupid enough to go to a catholic school, where there was a person in her class called Joseph.
But she's still amazing.
Don't deny it, you know it's true.
Fat Ass: Mary, mary, quite contrary, how does you garden grow?
Mary: Fuck you.
Fat Ass 2: Mary had a little lamb.
Mary: No fatty, she didn't
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