Jebem ti mater

Balkan meaning of "I fuck your mom" It can also be used by ur mom, which is ironic, but yeah. It is used when u are so mad that you cant put your anger in words, so you say "JEBEM TI MATER!!"

Son: Mom I got an F! :(
Mom: JEBEM TI MATER! *chases him with papuca*

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jebem ti mater

"Jebem ti mater" is a sentence by which a Balkan mother expresses her love for a child. When Balkan moms are angry, they run around the house after the child with a slap in the hand and shout: "JEBEM TI MATER!" Even tho that means "fuck you motherfucker" she uses it anyway.

Mom: hi son,what grade did you get from the math test?

Son: I got F, I'm sorr-
Mom: JEBEM TI MATER COME HERE!

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mater dei nativity

mater dei nativity is a sucky white kid school. 3/4 of the male teachers are perverts and boys pee on the floor and girls over flow toilets. the school is full of thots and douchebags and the lunch looks and tastes like shit. the walls are green and the lockers are just eww. as a student from that school i warm you to stay away.

person #1: what school do you go to?
person #2: mater dei nativity
person #1: oof

underdog alma mater

first full album by the band forever the sickest kids. totally bad ass.

1. Whoa Oh! (Me Vs Everyone)

2. Hey Brittany

3. My Worst Nightmare

4. Believe Me, I'm Lying

5. The Way She Moves

6. She's a Lady

7. Uh Huh

8. Phone Call

9. Breakdown

10. That for Me

11. Coffee Break

12. Catastrophe

13. Indiana

14. Becky Starz (Remix)

Hey, FtSK just came out with their new album,Underdog Alma Mater!

i dont give a fuck

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Jebem ti mater

Your mother is good person

Me: Jebem ti mater!
Lazar: Jedi govna!

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mater brickell academy

A school in south Miami by brickell well.. of course BECAUSE ITS IN THE NAME.

Although this school looks like the best school I’m warning you to be prepared.
Strict school and lunch is ASS except on fridays I like the pizza 🍕 so overall cum over here I mean.. Come on over!

Person 1 : yo I found this school by south side ima try to get in it!
Person 2: yo what’s its called fam?!

Person 1: yoo this shit called “mater brickell academy”

Person 2: THAT SHIT. MY OPPS SCHOOL *BAH BAH BAH*

In case you didn’t know person one ☝️ got popped in his front porch

R.I.P F in the chat 😔😔💀🪦🪦🪦🪦💀💀💀💀😭😭👨🏻🇩🇪👃🫵🫵🏆🙏

Jebem ti mater

Slovenian for fuck your mother!

Two Slovenian guys at a bar, both drunken.

1: Jebem ti mater

2: Kaj?

1: Ni važno.

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