meet

1. verb: to encounter your girlfriend while on a on a date with someone else
2. To have intercourse

3. Proper Noun: Indian/Punjabi name applied to guys who are not manly enough to be called manmeet
4. A really buff guy with a small penis

"Meet, you are mine!"
-meetika

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Meeting

You probably have a online meeting right now so what are you even doing here im telling your parents >:(

meeting u dumb

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Meet meet mootball

The best type of football 😋

Let’s play some meet meet mootball

meeting

to take a shit

It's 1:15pm time for our daily meeting

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Meet

Rapidly and angrily bashing elbows until one person gets the BUZZ (can be done in groups of people)

Oi twat meet me

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meet

beef, chicken, pork...a food product from a dead animal used in fast food places like BK, KFC, and Mickey D's

"Sorry we closed. We out of meet."
(actual sign hung on a door in a Philadelphia Burger King)

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Meeting Tourettes

When attending a meeting so bad, dire or tiresome that an inner urge to issue profanities spills over into your exchange with colleagues or meeting obsessed morons.

Chair : and now shall we proceed on to any other business?
You : what the **** have we been ******* for the last two hours, I am wasting my ******* life here
Chair : you have Meeting Tourettes, please **** off

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