MERP

Mutually Exclusive Relationship Person - Someone you are seeing but no labels have been established yet.

Jen: So how's your boyfriend?

Sarah: He's not my boyfriend yet, he's just my MERP for now.

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Ken: Dude, how's your girlfriend doing?

Alex: Yo she's not my girlfriend yet, she might be soon. For now, we're just MERPs.

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merp

1. what rebel baby dinos say instead of rawr
2. what confused chicks say instead of meep or cheep
3. an alternative to mergh, which sounds horrid when said out loud

1. average baby dino: rawr

rebel baby dino: *smirks and rolls eyes* merp

2. hen: cheep.

chick: merp?

hen: cheep!

chick: merp!

hen: C-H-E-E-P!!!

chick: merp?

hen: *facepalm*

3. person 1: hey, wanna go see the jonas brother's concert with me?

person 2: merp... you're kidding, right?

person 1: ...

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merP

THE BEST WORD, usually spoken in tater tot, tater tot is an immortal, no legged, intergalactic cat.

"bean always says merp when talking to totty"

merp

A sound you make when someone says something that makes you down.

Guy 1 : Faggot!
Guy 2 : Merp. *looks at feet*

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merp

A merp is a specific type of girl--can be from ugly to cute, but cannot be hot. A merp is always a small girl, cannot ever refer to a large girl/woman as a merp. A merp will usually have some kind of weird or immature qualities.

note: can never refer to someone you would perceive as a WOMAN as a merp, always going to be a GIRL.

Whats your type of girl, actually I know, you love merps.

Theres only merps at this party, lets leave.

Youll probably get with a merp tonight.

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merp

a chameleon burp

a chameleon after drinking too much water or when frustrated says "merp."

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Merping

Merping is the art of eating a medium rare steak off of an accomplices head, anything other than medium rare is a challenge of chivalric combat to the death

Ugh I’d so merp on that hot girl over there

-merping

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