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the sweet mice on bagpuss that sing all the time and are so cool. some of their names are:
charlie mouse
willie mouse
jenny mouse
(song sung by clockwork mice)
"heres a pin and heres a pingle
porcupines are always single
poor old 'pines they must not mingle
pingle pangle pingle"
(line spoken when mice are told they can't sing)
"mice like to sing. mice not sing, mice not work. MICE STRIKE!"
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"oh dear i've just got my period, better get some vampire mice"
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A used tampon that gets flushed down the toilet but end up plugging it. Then the janitor has to fish it out. (Common in high schools)
Janitor: these fucking bitchs keep flushing those toilet mice.
non-offensive way to say Jesus Christ
Cheeseless Mice! There was another mass shooting today!
A mall mice are group of people that love hanging out at the mall to much and they go there even when they don't have nothing to buy .
You guys are going to the mall again you guys aint nothing but mall mice !
The act of taking ones virginity.
In Regards to someone leaving a company.
Double N to Snazzy Mike: Are you going to 'steal her mouse' when she leaves?
Loud Nicole to both: What the hell does 'stealin' mice' have to do with her leaving the company? Is that some sort of slang for taking someone’s virginity?
Snazzy Mike to Loud Nicole: I have to give some girl from the Orlando office a ride to the dinner tonight.
Loud Nicole to Snazzy Mike: Are you planning on stealing her mouse? You should definitely wear a mousetrap!
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