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The best damn bikini ever! Altogether, covers about six inches. Even better with oil. So, take your pants off and look it up.
Guy 1:Did you get that micro bikini vid I sent you?
Guy 2: Yeah, practically made my dick bleed.
Guy 1: If you ask me it's better than porn.
Guy 2: Woah, dont get ahead of yourself.
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A sarcastic reference to wordMicrosoft/word making fun of the company's position as an unofficial monopoly.
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A skiing or snowboarding term used to refer to a small area. This usually includes a terrain feature such as cliff bands, pillow lines or anything that’s worth bragging to your homies about. A micro zone is something that can be sessioned, which would include hiking the zone repeatedly in an attempt to lay down the sickest line or trick.
Suge: Yo hoss that run was sick, what you trying to ride next?
G: Let's take the afternoon and session that little micro zone I found in Mario Land.
Suge: Word
/ˈmīkrō.krīiNG/
Micro-crying is when you spontaneously start ugly crying for only a few seconds. Then suddenly stop and suppress all of your anxiety and past trauma because bottling things up is easier than facing your problems.
"I micro-cried three times today because I remembered their is a world wide pandemic and I haven't spent time with another person for three weeks"
"I keep micro-crying because I'm two weeks behind in my classes but I just distract myself with instagram."
Founded in 1979, Columbus, Ohio by John Baker and Bill Bayne, Micro Center is the best, most magical, wonderful, and awe-inspiring place in the world. It has any piece of electronic hardware you could desire and simply entering a Micro Center could cause you to have a small brain aneurysm. Their product list consists primarily of parts and accessories to personal computers. A small list of products they carry is: CPUs, motherboards, graphics cards, power supplies, cases, CPU coolers, hardline water cooling kits, AIOs, memory, HDDs, SSDs, M.2s, cooling fans, PCIE expansion cards, computer mice, keyboards, headphones, speakers, desk mats, computer chairs, laptops, prebuilt desktops, and enough RGB hardware to hijack Christmas. All computer enthusiasts are required to experience a Micro Center at least once in their lives. Their prices somehow manage to rival those of online stores and simply browsing the shelves is entertainment within itself. They constantly give away free stuff like Bluetooth headphones and USB drives through their Insider Program (newsletter) and have 25 locations across 16 states. They unfortunately do not have any locations outside the United States and do not ship internationally but if you're visiting the United States and find yourself in-range of one of their locations, it's definitely worth the stop.
Guy 1: "Hey dude, I'm going to Micro Center"
Guy 2: "HELL YEAH -- WHAT ARE YOU GONNA GET?"
Guy 1: "Probably a new mouse and graphics card, ray tracing looks epic"
Guy 2: "NICE -- SENT PICS"
The ability to sidestep and tap dance around the facts and to contradict oneself within the same statement; also known as a mythical god that punishes his victims from higher ground with verbal mind torture. Known to be dressed in beige with a cape, clear flight goggles. Strengths are mind control and weapon of choice is bulletproof anchors.
I pass on my micro-knowledge to help you better yourself; because I have your back.