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Definition of 'midgey':
a midget
just a weirder name
Definition of 'midge':
a short cuddly individual who makes the lives of lots of people a whole lot better by their midginess.
Combining both definitions...
Midgey midge: A short wierd cuddly individual
Usually migrates north occasionally when the time is right.
Usually lives in the south of England.
Sometimes dresses in red depending on the time of year.
Can often have terrible body odour.
The daughter of the Lesbian Ruth.
On the way to Pam's house...
Deepthroat V: "We've lost someone in the bushes again. They might get caught by the police!"
Shaniqua: "Fuck the po po. Run dawg."
Tyrone: "Don't worry, it's only MIDGEY MIDGE..she'll find us soon!"
Pubehead: "Oh I found her... she was stuck in the pubes on my head!"
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A uber sexy male. Who is well endowed. Often called Gary.
Aaaaaw wouldnt mind tapping that midge-hog!
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The only "organiser" for Live Aid that actually did anything. The one who had the idea of having the concert, made the band list, forced bands to sign by making Bob do a livr TV shoot where he tells everyone what generous people they've been in agreeing to do it all for charity, etc.
Actually a preety funny guy, appearing in Filthy, Rich and Catflap and Nevermind the Buzzcocks where he ripped the shit out of Preston from the Ordinary Boys' walking-off-the-show.
Popularised by his catchphrase: "Where's MY fucking knighthood?" Midge is loved by all.
Bono: I am a wanker, I will not help you organise this thing, but I WILL steal the credit for doing it.
Bob Geldof: It's a Monday. I hate Mondays. I cannot help you today.
Midge Yure: You guys suck. I hope like hell you guys don't end up will all the credit for this.
*Midge goes off and does the work*
*Bob and the tosser in pink shades get all the credit*
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When a midget gets all up in your pigeon hole.
Ay gurl, did you get that midge in your pidge?
Meaning a small or short emo.
e- (emo) midge
for example a 10th grader may be allowed to call a emo 7th grader an e-midge cuz the 7th grader is smaller in height
guy 1 (17): DAYUM! look at that 14 year old.. SUCH AN E-MIDGE!
girl 2 (16): OMGAWD your right!
Short for midget (ironic I know)
“Holy cow! Look at that big dicked midge!”
“He’s like a tripod!”