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The act of performing oral sex on a female with gum in your mouth. Often results in either extra stimulation or a nasty infection in which old cottage cheese appears to be oozing out of the vagina.
Bro: "Dude i totally gave that bitch the Minty Cave"
Bro #2: "Who wants cottage cheese!"
Unsuspecting Victim: "I DO! I DO!"
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Slang for 'Mojito', the popular cocktail which has a distinctive minty taste. Should one be opposed to such a taste, one may refer to Mojito as 'minty piss'.
'What is this foul drink?'
'Mojito'
'Tastes like what I can only describe as minty piss'
1. The act of oral sex on a partner, immedietaly after eating a large quantity of mints.
2. A Drink mixture of hot chocolate and a mint tea bag.
"I ate a bag of Werthers last night and gave this girl I picked up one hell of a Minty Dave. I don't think she's going to be able to sit down for a week!"
When a man brushes his teeth whilst sitting on the toilet, spits the toothpaste froth between his legs, accidentally covering his penis with the discarded foam leaving him with a Minty Piccolo.
MALE: Cor blimey! That Minty Piccolo feels chilly.
PERSON 1: Would you care for a breath mint?
PERSON 2: No thanks, I've just had a Minty Piccolo.
Masturbation technique.... You put hard mints in your mouth before you masturbate and as you climax chew hard on the mints ... Your body like flips shit
Mother: damn Samuel your breath smells great
Samuel: thanks mum...
Samuels mother doesn't know he minty masturbates a lot
When a girl puts toothpaste on her hands a jerks you off.
That bitch named Sheqwanda gave me a nice minty ice the other night....my dick still tingles.
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To take a shot of either Peppermint Schnapps or Creme de Menthe from somebody's asshole.
The other night I received a great Minty Mudbath which basically involved me sticking my rear end into the air and pouring a shot of Creme De Menthe into my asshole which my BF proceeded to happily suck out with his mouth (and tongue). :)
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