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A term used to define drinkable liquids.
Guy 1: God i need some moisture for my stables
Guy 2: Yeah same lets go to KFC
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Bloom Moisture Cult is the alternate-universe version of Blue Oyster Cult, a hideous stoner band from the 1970s.
Bloom Moisture Cult is ruining my LIFE!
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that unfortunate moment when you piss and vomit at the same time.
"Yeah, Wignall can't make it today, he had an Irish moisture blast this morning."
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Of or pertaining to the Vagina
I gently tilled the fields of her delicate moisture farm.
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A small to huge piece of advanced male weaponry capable of delivering enormous payloads to a hot target.
When my girlfriend came home too drunk to shag, my heat-seeking moisture missile never got off the launching pad and had to be put in storage.
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The penis, primed and ready for action.
His moisture-seeking mutton missile exploded forth in a shower of baby batter.
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An incredibly large, erect penis. Syn: dick, third leg, throbbing python of love,
Ant: prick
Launch the heat-seeking mositure missile!
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