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Creative and ofeensive slang term used to describe an African-American person.
a) 'Man, I hate black people.'
b) 'Yeah, everybody hates Mondays.'
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A slang term used to affectionately describe men and women of African or African American decent. Usually used alongside terms such as "love," "wonderful smelling," "clean," and "highly motivated." Since people have started over-classifying everything, 'Mondays' now only refers to black people, although it used to cover a much broader scope. As a result, the rest of the weekdays represent different racial categories to help disguise affectionate sayings and niceties.
I love wonderful smelling, clean, highly motivated Mondays.
(or used derogatorily)
I hate stinky, dirty, lazy Mondays.
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The worst day of the week. What a waste..
Fuck monday i would rather kill myself
The part of the week where everyone becomes the weeks bitch.
Welp it’s Monday, time to get fucked again..
mother: wake up its monday
son: uhm where are the knives again
An individual whos' bahaviour & attitude is both feared & avoided by both their peers & other people in an effort to escape 'Monday's' pushy & demanding & offputting qualities
FRIEND A:
"He's STILL calling you asking for rent money?"
FRIEND B:
"Yeah! He's such a monday! He is always around just to show me he's always going to be there, waiting to ruin everything if I am late paying my rent
FREIND A: "I HATE MONDAYS"
the day where you are most likely to die.
mom: come on son your gonna be late for school
son: i dont care. wake me up when it's saturday
mom: come on son its Monday ok. you cant be late for your first day of school
son: 🙄