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Sexual pseudonym involving but not limited to the act of urinating in someones mouth, spitting said urine into said urinators sphincter, and then defacating the urine back into the mouth of the spitter.
I gave her the mongolian cadillac
Someone who hunts through various Rain forests, on a quest for animal anus. Once found his prey he says who's your boss! He then slits open his chosen prey, and situates himself inside the carcass. He then shits inside it then eats the brew of organs and remains. He then repeats this process adding other treats like his own bloody mixed seaman whilst karate kicking his prey in the throat, all this whilst remaining inside the animal. The hunter then induces vomiting and hurls into the face of his victim. the hunter then proceeds to sleep inside the victim for the night. The next morning a traditional burial service starts. At this service the group of hunters take turns eating the remains. This concludes the Mongolian hunter experience.
The Mongolian hunter originated in the great plains of Mongolia and occurred regularly by the native Mongolian tribesmen. This form of sexual interaction is both pleasurable for prey and predator.
Atilis Ginga the Mongolian tribesmen decided to go for a leisurely stroll he started to hunt and track his victim (in this case an antelope) with amazing stealth and agility he pounced on his victim and proceeded to mongolian hunter them.
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n. when a man squats over his partner's face resting one testicle in each eye socket often while recieving a rim job
After I gave your mom a t-bag, I transitioned into a Mongolian blindfold
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A mongolian monsoon happens when you are having anal sex, and penetrating at a very high rate, so air gets trapped in the colon. You then flip her/him around, cum in the eye (causing the person to squint like an asian), and punch'em in the stomach, causing the person release a monsoon out of their ass.
I gave my girlfriend a mongolian monsoon last week and my friggin' room still stinks!
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A reputable weapons and armour producer based in Ulaanbaatar. Known for a widespread telemarketing campaign that reaches from Cyprus to Canada. Offer a 3 piece armour set for "Thirdie four fiddie", a good price. Irresponsible teenagers have been known to imitate their telemarketing
"Herro Mongolian Industries, Weapons and armour. Buy now special 3 piece armour set thriddie four fiddie"
"Huh?"
"Special Armour set thridie four fiddie, buy now special deal, Mongorian Industries"
"What the f*ck?, screw this" (hangs up)
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The act of anal intercourse with a woman while giving her a swirly.
I gave her the ol' Mongolian flush. Booyah.
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The act of pissing or ejaculating in a belly button and then dunking your balls in the urine filled hole.
Hey babe, I'm tired of coming on your face. Can I Mongolian teacup you?
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