Monk

1.Boring ass career

2.Kick ass TV show

Example 1. I don't want to want to be a monk and lead a life of bordome

Example 2. I just watched Monk on USA at it was awsome.

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Monked

Getting owned (verbally or physically) by a monk

Jay Jay: *Came across a monk in a temple and donated money to him*

The next hour , the monk was found driving in a mercedez

Jay Jay: WOW! i got monked

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monks

To be sick from alcohol before reaching the intended destination or party, resulting in an early end to the night.

I totally monksed last Friday! I got so wasted I couldn't even make it to Ollie's Bible Bash!

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monk

A supreme leader, confident and poised, his head cloaked in a cowl.

Monk spoke but a few words, gestured with his left hand, and the Viscount and Commodore hurried to do his bidding.

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monke

1. A cute way to say u are close friends with someone.

2. can be used as ''i love u''

someone:
y/n : monke <3

y/n: jerald is le monke
someone: oh great i m friends with him too

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Monk

A biting dog that likes to bite people.

Cloe: Can Gaby and I have your dog since you're giving it away?

Gaby: Yeah, me and Cloe will love Monk 4ever.

Dylan: Ugh no, unless you want a biting dog that bites people ugh!!

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monking

the act of putting your penis into the mouth of the deceased and then pushing on their stomach so the juices from the body flow over you

id rather go monking than go out with her

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