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A special version of the popular board game Monopoly, but with a few extra rules:
- One player gets designated the "Welfare Recipient." He sits on the GO square through the entire game, but every time someone else collects money from either rent or passing GO, he gets to collect 10% of it from that player for doing absolutely nothing.
- The Welfare Recipient can, on occasion, go to the Jail square at his leisure, but it is never his fault if he does so, and while there, all the other players must pay $20 every time they pass GO to keep him fed, clothed, warm, and with healthcare while he is in jail.
- On the return trip to the GO square from jail:
-- if the Welfare Recipient lands on any tax squares, the other players must pay it for him in equal shares;
-- if he lands on a rent square, the landlord collects rent from the bank instead of the Welfare Recipient
-- if he lands on Free Parking, he gets to collect any windfall to simulate taking his welfare check to the casino
-- if he lands on a railroad at the same time as another player, he may mug them for 1/5 of their total cash or, if that share would be less than $100, he can kill that player, ending the game for them.
The Welfare Recipient must also always use the CRACK PIPE as their piece of choice; if one doesn't exist, use a real one instead.
For some odd reason, the guy playing the Welfare Recipient is impossible to beat at Liberal Monopoly...
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An dumb-ass board game written by old dipshits at Hasbro who don't know shit about millennials
"Hey, do you want to play Monopoly for Millennials?" "No. Nobody wants to do that. Ever. Fuck you."
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to jizz on ones upper lip and let it dry until it hardens.
yeah lick that monopoly mustach.
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An ingenius strategy where one player releases a dank and rancid fart in order to distract his or her opponents and/or force them to leave the room. In most cases the culprit steals multiple $500 bills from the bank, their opponents, and free parking.
Damn, John! That Monopoly-ass you got working tonight is winning you the game!
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A code word for having sex.
Will and I were talking about playing Monopoly, and people around us gave us weird looks.
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A particular version of monopoly, played with not only a Disney Monopoly board, but as a strip varient such as strip poker. When a player lands on another player's property, that player must take off one article of clothing.
Lets all get together tonight for a round of Disney Monopoly!
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What the Iraq War has turned the U.S. dollar into.
1 Euro is now equal to $1.60.
The U.S. Dollar becoming an example of monopoly money.
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