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a very good restaurant created by a person who saved the macadamia nuts from greece by using sharp corn given to them by paul from iowa which was then bought out by morgan freeman
Paul: “Wow I love the Macadamia Burger from Morgan Freeman’s Macedonian MacDonald Macadamia Nuts!”
Cat: “Same lol!”
When a man with a deep voice talks to the vagina and, in the process, motorboats the clit.
Man I pulled The Morgan Freeman on her so hard she came all over the place.
Billy Morgan Freemaned me last night and I legit came.
When you're hoping for something, but the reality is radically different, Morgan Freeman's voice comes down from heaven to tell it like it is
"I sure hope the kids did their chores."
Morgan Freeman's voice: the kids did not do their chores
A cardinal sin and must be punished with extermination.
Hey do you like my Morgan Freeman body pillow Jeremy will now be burned at the stake
the fucking wisest man on earth
morgan: i am morgan freeman
person: u r wise