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A well trimmed amount of pubic hair resting above the lips of an old cunt.
"Your Gran has pubic hair like Mugabe's Moustache, well trimmed and on an old cunt"
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a slang term referring to unattractive females, who have male physical features
"YO AMANI IS ONE MOUSTACHE-BITCH!"
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It's when two dudes high-five with their moustaches. To an outsider it might look totally gay, but between the two dudes, it's totally manly. Sometimes followed by heavy groping and actual kissing.
"Moustache Five right now!"
*pound moustaches*
"THAT was AWESOME."
"Yeah! But that part where you lingered was kinda weird."
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A stupid single line of facial hair between the bottom of the nose and the top lip. So thin as to be completely pointless. Makes wearer look very shifty and/or a pervert.
"When will you shave off that bloody Rat's Moustache?"
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Muff spillage. Not so much down the leg as over the waistband. Unruly fanny wire.
"In parliament today, Anne Widdecombe gave John Prescott a lingering Dutch Wink revealing a pant moustache like Noel Gallagher's eyebrow."
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Derived from the popular pearl necklace in which a man ejaculates on a woman's neck, a pearl moustache consists of a man depositing semen on a woman's upper lip, creating a pearly-white moustache of sorts.
This act requires a deft control of one's wang in order to not just perform your average facial. Only the most talented of wangsmen have mastered the pearl moustache.
Inexperienced wangsman: Yeah so I attempted a pearl moustache last night on Tayfondah and I couldn't move fast enough. What a mess it was!
Experienced wangsman: n00b...
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A sadistically thick moustache stretched across and limply hanging to the side of the grinning maw of a white man, preferably one that drives a van with no windows.
Damn, that dude rocks the molester moustache like R-Kelly at a Girl Scout Camp.
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