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a whore or a homo; someone who gets fucked in the ass
guy 1: I think Jourdan was trying to hit on me today...
guy 2: God, he's such a muddy fucker
Freshly wiped poop on toilet paper that is being thrown over the stall wall which gently descends on the person in the adjacent stall.
My buddy Todd and I were in the bathroom dropping a deuce at the local Arby's when I told him to look up and tossed him a muddy parachute.
The act of cunnilingus while the receiver defecates on the toilet, thus leaving a streak of feces between the chin and lip of the performer, which resembles Howie Mandel's soul patch from the mid-00's. Analogous to the blumpkin.
Emily: I heard Brian gave Tiffany a mean muddy Mandel for their one year anniversary!
Stephanie: Tiffany's so lucky - she found a keeper for sure.
The use of anal sex whilst the receiver has not cleaned their anus.
Joe told Jessica: "no don't wipe, i want a muddy lizard"
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Something Laina (Overly attached girlfriend) would eat for a million dollars
"I would definitely eat a muddy lizard for a million dollars"
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When a Bro convinces a Ho that he can not have sex vaginally for their first time as he is Christian and that the only way would be to do Anal
Bro, did you ever bang that hottie from last night... "Ya dude, Give her the Muddy Princess"
When you are performing analingus on your partner and they accidentally or purposely defecate in your mouth and you let out a squeal reminiscent of the sound a bagpipe makes.
I was tossing his salad last night and he muddy bagpiped me.