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A Collin Muffy is a person rated on a scale from lamon to muffy, they are most likely muffy and not lamon.
This kid is a Collin Muffy !
exapmle 2: Bro that one kid is a muffy
When You Jizz When A Girl Jizzes And You Take A Santa's Trumpet On Her Brother. (And Call It a Pugdog.)
I Gave Your mother a muffy fuck last night. (Almost Same As Screaming Dolphin.)
It's just like the beer Munchies but called Muffy Muncher! Wow I'm really hungry tonight I've got the muffy munchies..
When your craving some Vagina. Also known as "Muffy Muncher".
1. used to describe one who is acting in a nerdy and/or uncool manner ie: acting not normal or weird
2. also can be used as an adjective to describe something that is not quite right
3. can also be interpreted as the hair around a womans vagina
This definition of muffy originated back in 1997 when I was in high school. An un-popular girl at my school had a head of hair so poofy and frizzy it resembled a big muff on her head, so we started calling her muffy. The word slowly became an adjective, and started to replace other words in our vocabulary (ie: your hair is muffed instead of your hair is messed up, and what the muff, instead of what the fuck)
1. do you see that lame guy over there trying to pick up those girls? they're just laughing at him.... what a muff!
2. did you just wake up? ...yes... oh, cause your hair is all muffed
3. dude... that chick I was with last night had a HUGE muff!
The bits of hair that grow over your ears.
Look at Dave's muffy-dufflers!
What's up with all the bathroom breaks?
I've got a crimson tidal wave, girl, I'm Muffy the tampon slayer!
Adj. A word to describe ones groin after over exerting oneself. Leaving behind a stuffy, sweaty and smelly muff. Usually referring to the female gusset.
Example:
“My goodness, Doreen that bingo hall was sweltering..... it’s left me with a right stuffy muffy”