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When one person sticks his hand up the other person's anus and the person with the hand in anus does a "Kermit the Frog" voice.
"Hey, how did it go with Katie last night?
"After 5 minutes we were fisting and after 8 we were muppeting."
"Oh nice!"
When one who holds muppet-like qualities turns snarky, vicious or militant.
This quick, violent reaction from an otherwise peaceful (and somewhat slightly dull being) tends to be an automated response to those who feign intelligence or sexual prowess.
Alternatively, it may just simply be a muppet cutting sick. And so muppets should.
You're being rather muppetant don't you think?
Is something wrong with Tom? Nah, he's just having the muppetants.
"I don't care who you use, as long as they aren't complete muppets." Harry the Hatchet, Lock, Stock, and Two smoking Barrels, 1998
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General name given to a large cast of bizarre comedy puppets created by the late Jim Henson. While many performed on "The Muppet Show" (and numerous movies and spin-offs) others appeared on the children's television series "Sesame Street."
Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy are muppets.
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A species which entertains people despite having a human hand lodged up their ass.
Famous Muppets such as Kermit and Gonzo are more interesting than the reality shows on my T.V.
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A tad dumber than the average dickhead.
"You dropped me hotdog, you bleedin' muppet!"
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