Murphed

Strangely akin to 'morphed' in that the most regular and mild-mannered individual can, in the space of a few hours, turn into a rabid, dribbling fiend, screaming obscenities willy-nilly, controlled by the strings of Arthur Guinness. The act of spending an evening in the company of Vince Murphy of Rathmines. Yeehaw.

"Mattress was locked the other night, man."
"Yeh, he was completely fragonned and controlled by strings."
"Exceedingly Murphed. Oh no, he's coming over..."
"Can ye not do that somewhere else..?"

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murphing it

Characterized by victory in all manners. Causing others to fail by engrossed intimidation. Winning at ping pong. Winning in good looks. Winning in running. Winning in life. Winning

Taylor - "Did you see Whitney beat that ass against Wiwat at ping pong?"
Zac - "Yeah, she's Murphing it!"

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Murphed

to be defeated in shame; utterly crushed

We all got murphed.

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Murph

To be left in the lurch by someone who is a supposed friend. Or to be blown off by same said friend.

I go out of my way to make sure I'm here early and he fucking murphs me!

I was supposed to hook up and get some weed from him but he murphed me.

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murph

verb - Refers to the action of grabbing your niggaz head, pulling it into close proximity of your anus, then ripping a massive and hopefully audible fart; thus, totally rendering your boy completely and utterly shamed.

"Dude, Tommy just got Murphed"

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murph

To bang an incredibly nasty girl. And by nasty, we're talking blue whale size.

Yo did you see that swamp donkey? I know some guy that fucking murfed her!

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Murph

Cool new word we invented for a pussy.

Man, I could eat this chick's murph for days.

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