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A phrase one uses when people keep putting urban dictionary definitions of their own name on their snapchat story.
Brock *opens up snapchat
Brock "Oh my God nobody cares!"
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When a gay guy wants to fuck an extremely hot woman, he says this to justify himself
Ray: "...just aching to pounce on the supple brown flesh of your woman."
Cyril: "Shut up!"
Ray: "They are going to mess her up."
Cyril: "Why are you even here?!"
Ray: "Hello? (holds up ticket granting him "access" to Lana)"
Cyril: "But you're gay!"
Ray: "Girl, please. Nobody's that gay"
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1. What to say when you'll accept anyone, regardless of any strange secrets they may have.
2. The best closing line ever said. It actually WAS perfect.
"You don't understand... I'm a man!"
"Well, nobody's perfect."
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Always manages to do things that make your life harder. Works with Someone Else, but parents refer to Mister Nobody more often.
"Oh, so I suppose Mister Nobody ate the last cookie!"
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(1) The title of a song from a 1978 Lassie movie that bombed in the box office
(2) A 2016 novel about a singer who uses medical marijuana for her PTSD that is, I shit you not, 420 pages.
Girl 1: I love the '70s so much I'm listening to Nobody's Property!
Girl 2: The fictional band from the book?
Girl 1: No, a song from the soundtrack of The Magic of Lassie
Girl 2: Didn't that bomb in the box office?
Girl 1: How would I know? I wasn't born until 1995.
Girl 2: I just finished reading the book. It's about some singer with PTSD who vapes pot, and no shit, it's 420 pages. The guy who wrote it claims that wasn't intentional...
Girl 1: He sounds like he's full of shit.
A saying that is so cringy that I will slap you through your monitor and make you suck my ass
Person 1: *states opinion*
Person 2: nobody asked
Person 1: man shut yo bitch ass up like nobody asked that you could be so cringy
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A group of adolescents whose only ambition is to make others wet themselves through laughter.
G.I. Jew. TN's 1-4. Buttons. AND THE ITCH CREAM! Huzzah!
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