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You love your woman and she adores the way you use your tongue but she refuses to shave her bush. You're sore from bush wacking through her Brillo pad. So you apply a salve of agent orange to her secret garden with a mouthful of Nair. Once deforrested, she wakes up shocked to find that her Amazon had been converted to a manicured golf course. Now you can deliver your tongue to the new address.
She: I couldn't talk after the way you navigated my jungle.
He: It was hairy, Babe. I had to nair mail it before the bush came down and I found El Dorado
The name revolves around charismatic people with an extra ordinary skill to build a better world.
He's Vijin Nair, some things are best to be left under his supervision.
A clean-shaven milk mustache that comes directly from the Dairy Nipple (AKA Nairy Dipple) which is a nipple without hair. If you prefer a hairy nipple, it would come from the Hairy Dairies (AKA Dairy Hairies).
"Drink A Drink Drip My Chug-A-Lug Nair Lip!"
-Ministry (Jesus Built My Hotrod)
To see a man spread his cheeks and put hair removing cream on his ass so he can be baldium.
Bruh, some guy sent me a video and I got naired.
Nair/ Someone that doesn’t respond to normal behaviour or doesn’t understand how to fit in. Often mistaken for being disabled
“Look at that bloke drinking waters on the dance floor, What a Nair!”
“Kyles not coming for beers, I think he has gone Nair”
Something/someone that's a pain in the arse or a ball ache.
'Ugh- Gary from IT is such a nair, he always forgets to replace the milk in the fridge after he's finished it'
'I hate taking out the rubbish in the evening, it's such a nair'
After prarie dogging before you take a massive shit, the turd finally slides out of your rectum hole silky smooth.
Man after eating taco bell, i let me out a nair turtle.