Nair/ Someone that doesn’t respond to normal behaviour or doesn’t understand how to fit in. Often mistaken for being disabled
“Look at that bloke drinking waters on the dance floor, What a Nair!”
“Kyles not coming for beers, I think he has gone Nair”
Something/someone that's a pain in the arse or a ball ache.
'Ugh- Gary from IT is such a nair, he always forgets to replace the milk in the fridge after he's finished it'
'I hate taking out the rubbish in the evening, it's such a nair'
The kind of guy that stands out in a room. He's the guy that turns your frown into a smile. His eyes can put you in a trance and his smile can make your saddest day better. Count on him for being your best friend and never letting you down. If he ever loses your attention know that he's in love and that he'll eventually come back but most importantly know that he's an absolute darling.
Sreeraj Nair could make better jokes to save his life.
Sreeraj is the man to standout in a room. He's the one to make your frowns turn to smiles. His eyes will have you in a trance and his smile could get you butterflies. A little annoying but who isn't up for that. Count on him for being your best friend and know that if he looses your attention it's because he's in Love!
One way or the other, sreeraj is the kind of guy you'd get once in a lifetime so keep that safe.
Oh and please be amazed by all the "cool" things he does ;)
Sreeraj Nair could definitely be your one!
You love your woman and she adores the way you use your tongue but she refuses to shave her bush. You're sore from bush wacking through her Brillo pad. So you apply a salve of agent orange to her secret garden with a mouthful of Nair. Once deforrested, she wakes up shocked to find that her Amazon had been converted to a manicured golf course. Now you can deliver your tongue to the new address.
She: I couldn't talk after the way you navigated my jungle.
He: It was hairy, Babe. I had to nair mail it before the bush came down and I found El Dorado
After prarie dogging before you take a massive shit, the turd finally slides out of your rectum hole silky smooth.
Man after eating taco bell, i let me out a nair turtle.