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When you funnel hot sauce into your urethra such that when you ejaculate it into your partner it causes them bodily harm
After she shared my nudes without my consent I gave her the old Nashville Numb.
An act performed by a prostitute or hooker, typically for a very high price. The lady or gentleman of the night will place you in the driver's seat of your car, encase you in whiskey-flavored jello-o, and lock you inside. Typical rates for a Nashville Bathtub generally run anywhere from $200-$1,000, depending on the size of your vehicle and the professional caliber of your companion.
My wife left me because she could smell the evidence of the Nashville Bathtub I did in her Altima.
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A party where girls guzzle so much alcohol they get sent to the emergency room, guys are champs at beer pong, and red bull trucks pull up outside of people's houses just for their house party. People have been known to drown because of the mixing of alcohol and Percy Priest lake at Nashville parties. If you can get a ride from your buddy, definitely head to one and have a sick ass time with all of the Nashville fuckers you know and love(or don't love.) Let's get shitty!
Jacob: "Damn, I can't even remember what happened last night, but I know it involved six naked girls, a pool, and a cross-blunt."
Austin: "Dude. You go to some Nashville party?"
Jacob: "HELL yeah!"
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Noun - 1)The act of cutting out the crotch of a pair of pants, esp a pair of jean shorts, for display purposes. 2)The frayed edges of said cut area in the crotch of your worn peephole pants. Came into existence because going to Nashville is like staring at a buffalo shot of America.
1) These shorts I found at the consignment shop are perfect for putting in a little Nashville Washcloth. 2) Dude, you gotta get a new pair of shorts. You got some serious Nashville Washcloth going on.
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1 )the oldest city in the world ever, this town is so old dinosaurs drove around in there fred flintstone and stoped and ate at town a country (the greasiest restaurant in the south for old white people) where they got diarrhea and tore up that toilet!
2 )a place the rednecks now have entirely populated the area by inbreeding and is so country they have a sex club called the family Reunion.
3 )a town where most white people become white supremacists, yet for some reason still think they're black
if you see a person that as successfully smoked every smokable substance on the planet and they're white with a swastika band on there arm and walk like they all dat they're are automatically from Nashville, NC!
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A fourteen step move that is very difficult to accomplish and has even resulted in death. It involves acrobatic skill, a spatula, and three cheese blocks. If attempted more than three times, the result is the male becoming paralyzed from the wast down, never to partake in such a maneuver ever again
"Dude, Liz and I just did the Nashville surprise!'Guy 1
"Nice man!" Guy 2
"Yeah it was our fourth time!" Guy 1
"Uh oh" Guy 2
Guy 1 falls onto the floor
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A very shitty and small music venue in the bad area of downtown Nashville Tennessee with a capacity of 142 people and a horrible sound system, It's best known as the place where lame bands come to play, lame people come to use drugs and acquire new STDs, and its owner "Logan" was caught in january of 2008 with stolen laptops from the elections comity.
Friend A: Hey did you guys go down to the muse nashville last night, smoke pot, and have sex with nasty women?
Friend B: Yeah, and afterwards Logan offered me a job as a sound engineer even though the sound system sucks, and I have never ran sound in my life.
Friend A: Thats awful, you should become an hero
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