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When a girl wraps her legs around your neck and farts directly on you, her legs draping across your chest like a tie. In some cultures, it is a symbol of great fortune.
"You seen Bobby recently?"
"No man, he's been down since he and Monica broke up."
"Why'd the break up?"
"Heard she gave him a New England Necktie."
"Say no more."
Sexual Act; Your Basic Monical And a Mustache.
Best done by shooting the eye first and then dragging across the upper lip.
He gave her a New England Gentleman.
He made a New England Gentleman out of her.
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A berry left between the sheets of your bed by a nighttime visitor for your discovery. This berry is typically delivered from the hairs of the anal cavity and consists of material such as fecal matter, bathroom tissue, newspaper clippings, broken glass, or Charlston Chews.
So, I woke up this morning told that sugar-muffin I met last night to take off. After she left, I got up to get a beer and when I got back in bed I found that the bitch had left a god-damned New England Steamer in my bed!
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To be so incredibly good at something you don't even try.
"Damn, that kid just walked in, looked around for a sec, and now every girl is up on him. Who does he think he is? The New England Revolution?"
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Someone who says they're a vegetarian, but eats fish. Most Californians will slap you silly if you eat fish and say you're a vegetarian, but most "vegetarians" in New England eat fish.
See pescetarian.
Alice: Why is Jane eating fish? I thought she was a vegetarian.
Bob: She's a New England vegetarian.
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People found in rural New England. These people tend to be far nicer and more down to earth than those residing in larger New England cities but on the other hand they aren't very educated and don't know much about anything other than where their from. These people can be found throughout Vermont (especially south western Vermont), parts of New Hampshire and Connecticut, and in Worcester and Franklin County Massachusetts.
Bostonian In Western Mass: Those people were very nice but i don't think they had much of an education
Bostonian In Western Mass #2: Must be New England Rednecks
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Where you rip of the tail of your girlfriends dead cat and shove it up her ass, while screaming Armageddon.
"So I pulled off the damn cat's tail and shoved it up her ass"
Dude, you gave her a New England Twizzler?
"...They got a name for it?"
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