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a polite way of saying "has a big dick"
brian is 'anatomically gifted'. he made me orgasm over and over!
A gift given at a gift exchange, usually around Christmas time that is given strictly for comedic effect, to piss off the receiver, or both.
Extra joy can be achieved if given to a teacher, boss or someone in authority, although remorse almost inevitably follows.
Gag gifts come in wide varieties, as nobody has the same taste in humor (or despair).
I reached into the box expecting a great gift from my best friend, but then realized it was a gag gift when I learned he had given me a bar of soap.
A fur coat is the ultimate gag gift for a PETA advocate.
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A dream watch given from one brother to another, hand delivered the day before valentines by traveling over 3500 miles only to leave the next day...
"Hey Frank, thats an amazing watch"
"Thanks Ted, it was a mofo gift"
"Wow. You have a great brother"
Period, menstruation, that time-of-the-month, having the painters in, call it what you will it still sucks.
Go swimming!!! Boy, you crazy, I've got my monthly gift at the moment..
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verb. To repackage or rewrap a gift one receives and give it to someone else.
Elaine gave Tim a label-maker for Christmas -- and he re-gifted it to Jerry!
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The rumor that Belgians are extremely well endowed. Largely attributed to the intake of steak, mussels, fries, waffles, and of course beer. The average size for a male's penis worldwide is approximately 5.5in whereas the average size of a belgian male is approximately 6.4in.
See also the unfortunate Irish Curse.
Girl 1: "I hear Jacques has the Belgian Gift."
Girl 2: "Yea I know, I hear its over 10in long!"
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The act of someone farting immediately before leaving a room; leaving that special something to be remembered by.
Person 1: That party was the worst.
Person 2: Don't worry, I made sure to thank them with a farting gift.
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