Wednesday at Noon

The only time heterosexual anal sex is appropriate. Anal sex for gay couples is not affected by this limitation.

Gary: Hey, I am headed home for lunch.
Matt: Oh, it is Wednesday at Noon.
Gary: Yup, I am gonna tear that ass up.

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noon o'clock

another name for noon.12:00

I don't wake up until noon o'clock

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Noon Thirty

An easier way to explain it is 30 minutes past noon, rather than it turning into a hour long debate about when it becomes AM and PM

Mike-I came in for work at twelve thirty
Jackass-You guys are still open then?
Mike-Noon Thirty penis breath

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Mr. Noone

Mr. Noone or better known as iron man got roasted by the Fresh Prince. His arms are as fragile as glass and got the iron hairline

Mr. Noone got that hardened hairline

It's Fucking Noon

in its original form "it's fucking noon" refers to About 1:30 in the morning when you are too shit faced to know the difference between midnight and noon. The expression could also be used to denote that it is to early to go home and that you desire another drink or five.

we can't go home yet IT'S FUCKING NOON!

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high noon

The words you hear before the most rootiest tootiest cowbo complete destroys all the non cowbos

I just high noon 'ed shannon's tiny little ass lmao

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Night Noon

Midnight. The 12:00 AM

For Night Noon soon falls upon us and a new day begins

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